#LOLCODE#

###25 characters### HAI 1.3 VISIBLE 1 KTHXBYE This is a complete program that prints 1 to the standard output. ###24 characters### HOW IS I z 3 IF U SAY SO Defines a function z that when called, returns 3. ###23 characters### VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

###22 characters### I HAS A var GIMMEH var Create a variable and assign input to it. ###21 characters### VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!” The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t! ###20 characters### I HAS A big ITZ FAIL Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean. ###19 characters### QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9 Returns 11, 99 divided by 9. ###18 characters### I HAS A var ITZ 99 Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR. ###17 characters### O RLY? YA RLY OIC Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC. ###16 characters### WTF? OMGWTF OIC A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code. ###15 characters### HAI 1.3 KTHXBYE The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE. ###14 characters### DIFF OF 9 AN 6 Returns the difference of 9 and 6 ###13 characters### CAN HAS TIME? Imports the library TIME if it exists. ###12 characters### GIMMEH INPTZ Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ. ###11 characters### OBTW C TLDR A multi-line comment (C is the content) ###10 charaters### VISIBLE 10 Prints 10 to STDOUT. ###9 characters### I HAS A Z Creates a variable called Z. ###8 characters### VISIBLE (note the trailing space) Prints… nothing. ###7 characters### HAI 1.3 The hello() of LOLCODE. ###6 characters### GIMMEH A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though. ###5 characters### Y R 6 Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y ###4 characters### ":)" A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

###3 characters### BTW An empty comment. w00t. ###2 characters### "" An empty YARN ###1 character###

###Factoid### Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.

LOLCODE

25 characters

HAI 1.3
VISIBLE 1
KTHXBYE

This is a complete program that prints 1 to the standard output.

24 characters

HOW IS I z
3
IF U SAY SO

Defines a function z that when called, returns 3.

23 characters

VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

22 characters

I HAS A var
GIMMEH var

Create a variable and assign input to it.

21 characters

VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!”

The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t!

20 characters

I HAS A big ITZ FAIL

Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean.

19 characters

QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9

Returns 11, 99 divided by 9.

18 characters

I HAS A var ITZ 99

Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR.

17 characters

O RLY?
YA RLY
OIC

Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC.

16 characters

WTF?
OMGWTF
OIC

A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code.

15 characters

HAI 1.3
KTHXBYE

The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE.

14 characters

DIFF OF 9 AN 6

Returns the difference of 9 and 6

13 characters

CAN HAS TIME?

Imports the library TIME if it exists.

12 characters

GIMMEH INPTZ

Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ.

11 characters

OBTW
C
TLDR

A multi-line comment (C is the content)

10 charaters

VISIBLE 10

Prints 10 to STDOUT.

9 characters

I HAS A Z

Creates a variable called Z.

8 characters

VISIBLE 

(note the trailing space) Prints… nothing.

7 characters

HAI 1.3

The hello() of LOLCODE.

6 characters

GIMMEH

A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though.

5 characters

Y R 6

Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y

4 characters

":)"

A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

3 characters

BTW

An empty comment. w00t.

2 characters

""

An empty YARN

1 character

Factoid

Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.

#LOLCODE#

Note: I will be following previous rules of this showcase before mods stepped in, in that the length of my longest snippet will be equal to the number of votes this post has.

###24 characters### HOW IS I z 3 IF U SAY SO Defines a function z that when called, returns 3. ###23 characters### VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

Prints variable a plus 32.

###22 characters### I HAS A var GIMMEH var Create a variable and assign input to it. ###21 characters### VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!” The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t! ###20 characters### I HAS A big ITZ FAIL Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean. ###19 characters### QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9 Returns 11, 99 divided by 9. ###18 characters### I HAS A var ITZ 99 Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR. ###17 characters### O RLY? YA RLY OIC Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC. ###16 characters### WTF? OMGWTF OIC A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code. ###15 characters### HAI 1.3 KTHXBYE The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE. ###14 characters### DIFF OF 9 AN 6 Returns the difference of 9 and 6 ###13 characters### CAN HAS TIME? Imports the library TIME if it exists. ###12 characters### GIMMEH INPTZ Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ. ###11 characters### OBTW C TLDR A multi-line comment (C is the content) ###10 charaters### VISIBLE 10 Prints 10 to STDOUT. ###9 characters### I HAS A Z Creates a variable called Z. ###8 characters### VISIBLE (note the trailing space) Prints… nothing. ###7 characters### HAI 1.3 The hello() of LOLCODE. ###6 characters### GIMMEH A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though. ###5 characters### Y R 6 Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y ###4 characters### ":)" A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

###3 characters### BTW An empty comment. w00t. ###2 characters### "" An empty YARN ###1 character###

I cantz do real stuff with my 1 char!!

-- Hohmannfan

3

It da NUMBR 3.

###Factoid### Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.

#LOLCODE#

Note: I will be following previous rules of this showcase before mods stepped in, in that the length of my longest snippet will be equal to the number of votes this post has.

###25 characters### HAI 1.3 VISIBLE 1 KTHXBYE This is a complete program that prints 1 to the standard output. ###24 characters### HOW IS I z 3 IF U SAY SO Defines a function z that when called, returns 3. ###23 characters### VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

Prints variable a plus 32.

###22 characters### I HAS A var GIMMEH var Create a variable and assign input to it. ###21 characters### VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!” The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t! ###20 characters### I HAS A big ITZ FAIL Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean. ###19 characters### QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9 Returns 11, 99 divided by 9. ###18 characters### I HAS A var ITZ 99 Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR. ###17 characters### O RLY? YA RLY OIC Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC. ###16 characters### WTF? OMGWTF OIC A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code. ###15 characters### HAI 1.3 KTHXBYE The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE. ###14 characters### DIFF OF 9 AN 6 Returns the difference of 9 and 6 ###13 characters### CAN HAS TIME? Imports the library TIME if it exists. ###12 characters### GIMMEH INPTZ Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ. ###11 characters### OBTW C TLDR A multi-line comment (C is the content) ###10 charaters### VISIBLE 10 Prints 10 to STDOUT. ###9 characters### I HAS A Z Creates a variable called Z. ###8 characters### VISIBLE (note the trailing space) Prints… nothing. ###7 characters### HAI 1.3 The hello() of LOLCODE. ###6 characters### GIMMEH A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though. ###5 characters### Y R 6 Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y ###4 characters### ":)" A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

###3 characters### BTW An empty comment. w00t. ###2 characters### "" An empty YARN ###1 character###

I cantz do real stuff with my 1 char!!

-- Hohmannfan

3

It da NUMBR 3.

###Factoid### Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.

#LOLCODE#

Note: I will be following previous rules of this showcase before mods stepped in, in that the length of my longest snippet will be equal to the number of votes this post has.

###23 characters### VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

Prints variable a plus 32.

###22 characters### I HAS A var GIMMEH var Create a variable and assign input to it. ###21 characters### VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!” The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t! ###20 characters### I HAS A big ITZ FAIL Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean. ###19 characters### QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9 Returns 11, 99 divided by 9. ###18 characters### I HAS A var ITZ 99 Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR. ###17 characters### O RLY? YA RLY OIC Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC. ###16 characters### WTF? OMGWTF OIC A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code. ###15 characters### HAI 1.3 KTHXBYE The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE. ###14 characters### DIFF OF 9 AN 6 Returns the difference of 9 and 6 ###13 characters### CAN HAS TIME? Imports the library TIME if it exists. ###12 characters### GIMMEH INPTZ Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ. ###11 characters### OBTW C TLDR A multi-line comment (C is the content) ###10 charaters### VISIBLE 10 Prints 10 to STDOUT. ###9 characters### I HAS A Z Creates a variable called Z. ###8 characters### VISIBLE (note the trailing space) Prints… nothing. ###7 characters### HAI 1.3 The hello() of LOLCODE. ###6 characters### GIMMEH A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though. ###5 characters### Y R 6 Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y ###4 characters### ":)" A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

###3 characters### BTW An empty comment. w00t. ###2 characters### "" An empty YARN ###1 character###

I cantz do real stuff with my 1 char!!

-- Hohmannfan

3

It da NUMBR 3.

###Factoid### Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.

#LOLCODE#

Note: I will be following previous rules of this showcase before mods stepped in, in that the length of my longest snippet will be equal to the number of votes this post has.

###24 characters### HOW IS I z 3 IF U SAY SO Defines a function z that when called, returns 3. ###23 characters### VISIBLE SUM OF a AN 32

Prints variable a plus 32.

###22 characters### I HAS A var GIMMEH var Create a variable and assign input to it. ###21 characters### VISIBLE “HAI WURLDZ!” The LOLCODE Hello World Program!!! w00t w00t! ###20 characters### I HAS A big ITZ FAIL Creates a variable big and assigns it to FAIL, the falsy boolean. ###19 characters### QUOSHUNT OF 99 AN 9 Returns 11, 99 divided by 9. ###18 characters### I HAS A var ITZ 99 Creates variable var and assigns it the value 99, a NUMBR. ###17 characters### O RLY? YA RLY OIC Similar to the last snippet, this is a blank if statement. O RLY? takes the value in IT and tests it for truthiness. If true, it runs the code in the YA RLY block, then exits at OIC. ###16 characters### WTF? OMGWTF OIC A switch/case statement. Takes the variable in IT (the runtime temporary variable) and matches it up with any OMG <value> statements. Since there are none, it goes right to OMGWTF, the default statement. Since there is no code in the block, it goes right to OIC and continues with the code. ###15 characters### HAI 1.3 KTHXBYE The shortest complete program. All LOLCODE programs start with a version number and end with KTHXBYE. ###14 characters### DIFF OF 9 AN 6 Returns the difference of 9 and 6 ###13 characters### CAN HAS TIME? Imports the library TIME if it exists. ###12 characters### GIMMEH INPTZ Gets input from STDIN and saves it to the already-defined variable INPTZ. ###11 characters### OBTW C TLDR A multi-line comment (C is the content) ###10 charaters### VISIBLE 10 Prints 10 to STDOUT. ###9 characters### I HAS A Z Creates a variable called Z. ###8 characters### VISIBLE (note the trailing space) Prints… nothing. ###7 characters### HAI 1.3 The hello() of LOLCODE. ###6 characters### GIMMEH A function asking for input from STDIN. This does nothing as it's not assigned to a variable though. ###5 characters### Y R 6 Assigns the NUMBR 6 to the already-defined variable Y ###4 characters### ":)" A newline inside a YARN. THE : character is the escape character inside strings.

###3 characters### BTW An empty comment. w00t. ###2 characters### "" An empty YARN ###1 character###

I cantz do real stuff with my 1 char!!

-- Hohmannfan

3

It da NUMBR 3.

###Factoid### Is composed almost completely with Internet slang.