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My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!
c="eenc="teen-hundreds were a time for"for " b=!!c alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join("The eight"+c+" rumeigh"+c+"rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" funnine"+c+"fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom.\n"))
This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.
Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.
(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)