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My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="eenc="teen-hundreds were a time for"for "
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join("The eight"+c+" rumeigh"+c+"rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" funnine"+c+"fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom.\n"))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 71 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 178 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom.\n"))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 71 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 178 Bytes 176 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="teen-hundreds were a time for "
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join("The eigh"+c+"rum.\nThe nine"+c+"fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom.\n"))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 71 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

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Javascript - 176178 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b+bb+b+b<<b+b)+b+b<<b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom."\n"))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 7271 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+bb+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 176 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b+b)+b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom."))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 72 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+b)).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 178 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom.\n"))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 71 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array((b+b+b<<b+b)+b<<b).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

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Javascript - 178176 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+bb+b+b<<b+b+b)+b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom."))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 72 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+b)).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 178 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+b)).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom."))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 72 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+b)).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

Javascript - 176 Bytes

My first golf, thought I'd give it a shot with bit twiddling operators, didn't turn out quite as well as hoped, but oh well!

c="een-hundreds were a time for"
b=!!c
alert(Array((b+b+b<<b+b+b)+b).join("The eight"+c+" rum.\nThe ninet"+c+" fun.\nThe two-thousands are a time to run\na civilized classroom."))

Since I'm already in detention, and obviously have troubles behaving myself... Javascript - 72 Bytes

This one will probably get me in deeper trouble, but, if I already landed myself in detention, AND I'm planning on cheating my detention, apparently I lack good judgement on how I should behave myself in class. Maybe if I can pull one over my on teacher, I can pull one over on all the other golfers out there.

b=+true;alert( Array(b+(b+(b+b)<<b+b+b)).join($('code')[+!b].innerHTML))

Quick! Chrome/IE 11/Firebug users, open your consoles RIGHT NOW and try it.

(Please don't hurt me too much, I thought it was funny)

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