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lambda y,c:[[choice([["wretch",m,"creature","demon",d,F,"it"],["vile insect","abhorred "+ma+m,F,"wretched "+d,"abhorred "+d]][c>9]a+d]][c>9]),"Frankenstein's "+m][y>1818],0][y<1818]
from random import*
m,d,F='monster'F,a='monster','devil','fiend',"abhorred "

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Python 2, 227 220 bytes

lambda y,c:[[choice([["wretch",m,"creature","demon",d,F,"it"],["vile insect","abhorred "+m,F,"wretched "+d,"abhorred "+d]][c>9]),"Frankenstein's "+m][y>1818],0][y<1818]
from random import*
m,d,F='monster','devil','fiend'

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Python 2, 227 220 214 bytes

lambda y,c:[[choice([["wretch",m,"creature","demon",d,F,"it"],["vile insect",a+m,F,"wretched "+d,a+d]][c>9]),"Frankenstein's "+m][y>1818],0][y<1818]
from random import*
m,d,F,a='monster','devil','fiend',"abhorred "

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Python 2, 227 220 bytes

lambda y,c:[[choice([["wretch",m,"creature","demon",d,F,"it"],["vile insect","abhorred "+m,F,"wretched "+d,"abhorred "+d]][c>9]),"Frankenstein's "+m][y>1818],0][y<1818]
from random import*
m,d,F='monster','devil','fiend'

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