#ArnoldC, 310 bytes Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution and replaces them with GET TO THE CHOPPER and some arithmetic operations.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

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ArnoldC, 310 bytes

Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution and replaces them with GET TO THE CHOPPER and some arithmetic operations.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Who doesn't like some good Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners :)

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#ArnoldC, 310 bytes Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution and replaces them with GET OT THE CHOPPER and some arithmetic operations.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Who doesn't like some good Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners :)

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#ArnoldC, 310 bytes Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution and replaces them with GET TO THE CHOPPER and some arithmetic operations.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Who doesn't like some good Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners :)

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#ArnoldC, 310 bytes Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Who doesn't like some good Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners :)

Try it online!

#ArnoldC, 310 bytes Removes unnecessary variable assignments from Courtois' solution and replaces them with GET OT THE CHOPPER and some arithmetic operations.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS n
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
GET TO THE CHOPPER n
HERE IS MY INVITATION n
GET UP 1
YOU'RE FIRED n
HE HAD TO SPLIT 2
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND n
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Who doesn't like some good Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners :)

Try it online!