I will award the prize to the shortest code that can generate me a truly random number. I do not want something like %RANDOM% in Windows Batch where I can pretty-much guess what's coming next.
EDIT: After reading @dmckee's response, I have changed the conditions. It should just be a code that produces good pseudo-randomness.

/dev/randomor random.org as below. Now, good pseudo-randomness is of course a programmatic possibility, but you might want to edit if that is what you mean. – dmckee♦ Nov 27 '12 at 1:33